For sale : Morale

I used to hold a small quantity too but just like my interest it is all gone!
Fortunately I do have a whole heap of bad attitude though.
Anyone looking for morale need look no further than South Armagh.  There is shed-loads of it ready to be harvested from the Blackthorn hedges there.
Nah, the new DCI 2/03 CLEARLY states in the microprint that morale is to be issued only to serving soldiers with over 19 yrs service, 16 tours, 7 medals and Provost Sgts recommendation.  Then it is to be inputted onto UNICOM (then lost for a few months) and then claimed on working days only (ie, not weekends).  It is non-trasferable and abusers of the system will face disciplinary action and forced to transfer onto the Pay 2000 scheme.


In a leaked memo from Morale Suppression Branch Glasgow
"Action on discovering morale:

Shout "Morale Morale Morale"
Make a quick attempt to put it out
If unsuccessful inform the relevant desk head and ensure the individual's name goes into the next E1 board for the SO3 Watchkeeper's job in Benbecula"
Why is section 69 Army Act 1955 used more often than Section 64 Army Act? After all 64A deals with offences against morale!!
sect 69 sounds nicer so when you are in front of the CO you can have happy thoughts instead of 'occasioning a military vehicle to collide with another vehicle' you wanted to have a crash


War Hero
I am a Freak

I have masses of morale and NO work at all.

Have just come back from Ex SPARTAN HIKE (skiing) where I drank my bodyweight in spirits every night, and will claim LOA!

Have just beiged!

Do B****r all at the office, generally walk around the overly large HQ with a clipboard and random paperwork looking for other scivers who have not yet become a sciving Jedi and get them to make me coffee.

Am young, free and single in one of the best locations in the country.

And bank Mouchos Livres every month!!!
Hello CC1. This is 24. Contact as at 20.15.
Morale spotted moving left to right attached to Art Wpns SSGT who made band 7, and has 3 weeks Ren leave to squeeze in this year.. SSGT seen sporting a smile and whistling despite Infantry Bn best effort to suppress. I am observing. Out


PAYCUT 2000: The way forward.


War Hero
I did my best to supress my morale from breaking cover this morning.  I skipped breakfast, put on very itchy pants and hit my head against the wall a few times for good measure.

It was then I realised that I have almost made it to the top of the pile and started to be happy again.

I would like to be normal.  Could someone take my morale away please??
Morale,whats that??????? i think i have experienced a bit of that before,only to have it taken away again,in fact i dont think i have a brain at all,considering the fact we are not paid to think either :)
Thinking does u no good woman puts strange ideas in ur head.

Besides I’ve found a mountain of morale. The only problem is its attached to a bunch of civvies. They claimed to need it but said I could have it at the weekend because they are going on exercise. Bloody TA all this and Jubilee Medals for 5 days service
Sorry just popped in because I've lost my sense of humour and I wandered if anybody had seen it,

I've had to modift this post as well, even the computer is turning against me. Oh to be a Troop Commander again life was so easy. Grumble Grumble Grumble.

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