Nah, the new DCI 2/03 CLEARLY states in the microprint that morale is to be issued only to serving soldiers with over 19 yrs service, 16 tours, 7 medals and Provost Sgts recommendation. Then it is to be inputted onto UNICOM (then lost for a few months) and then claimed on working days only (ie, not weekends). It is non-trasferable and abusers of the system will face disciplinary action and forced to transfer onto the Pay 2000 scheme.
In a leaked memo from Morale Suppression Branch Glasgow
"Action on discovering morale:
Shout "Morale Morale Morale"
Make a quick attempt to put it out
If unsuccessful inform the relevant desk head and ensure the individual's name goes into the next E1 board for the SO3 Watchkeeper's job in Benbecula"
Have just come back from Ex SPARTAN HIKE (skiing) where I drank my bodyweight in spirits every night, and will claim LOA!
Have just beiged!
Do B****r all at the office, generally walk around the overly large HQ with a clipboard and random paperwork looking for other scivers who have not yet become a sciving Jedi and get them to make me coffee.
Am young, free and single in one of the best locations in the country.
Hello CC1. This is 24. Contact as at 20.15.
Morale spotted moving left to right attached to Art Wpns SSGT who made band 7, and has 3 weeks Ren leave to squeeze in this year.. SSGT seen sporting a smile and whistling despite Infantry Bn best effort to suppress. I am observing. Out
Morale,whats that??????? i think i have experienced a bit of that before,only to have it taken away again,in fact i dont think i have a brain at all,considering the fact we are not paid to think either
Thinking does u no good woman puts strange ideas in ur head.
Besides Ive found a mountain of morale. The only problem is its attached to a bunch of civvies. They claimed to need it but said I could have it at the weekend because they are going on exercise. Bloody TA all this and Jubilee Medals for 5 days service