For sale - Caterpillar

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  1. For Sale

    One furry caterpillar, with long black fur and slight brown markings on it.
    Found while monging on exercise and needs a good home.

    £75,000 ono

    Have also got a Daddy Long Legs if you're interested...
     
  2. How about a trade.

    One foot long rat, one careful owner, found running across the shell of a building I live in. Great appetite large hole in the back of reggie T-shirt to prove it.

    Would consider throwing in the two dead mice found under the Ops room table. Not great conversationalist but are very obedient “sit still”, “play dead”, “make a big stink” well done you two.
     
  3. mmmm, I might consider the mice - as doorstops! Are they particularly stiff?
     
  4. What the mice?    or.....er.....
                                                                                   (Keep it clean)       yes they are. Not sure about the doorstops, shove a stick up its arrse and it makes a nice washing up brush though.
     
  5. Are you treating your furry caterpillar with love? ;D
     
  6. is it good with children, house trained and all that 8) 8) 8) 8)
     
  7. yes, it can poo on request (usually with a little help from a squeeze of fingers)
    You can trim it's fur - great for kids.
    Produces a tickly feeling as it crawls up their arms, but can leave a trail of poo if not careful (especially if said child has squeezed it a little too hard).

    Hours of fun for all the family.
     
  8. How about a trade for one of my soldiers.
     
  9. CGS

    CGS War Hero Moderator

    How about a trade for one of my dead bodies that I can't fit under the patio?
     
  10. CGS

    CGS War Hero Moderator

    Did I say that bit out loud?
     
  11. It's a deal - nothing like a good stiff ;D