For Sale: Body Armour

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  1. Mr Happy

    Mr Happy LE Moderator

    Seen the British Army body armour before, kevlar inserts about the size of your palm over something as thin as a tent wall?  Well so had I so I bought my own for deployment.  Now no longer 'in' so no longer required.  So help me god....

    Level 2A Kevlar Body armour (stops 9mm/.357/.38 not .44) with 10mm Ceramic inserts (stops 7.62x39/5.56, not .50 would not want to try 7.62x51 but if anyone knows....) for sale.

    Comes with crotch guard (because you best buddy is worth it) but without neck guard (because it gets in the way).

    DPM Temperate (new) and Desert (worn) Outers.

    Slight damage to crotch gaurd (1 x 5.56 hole - but don't worry all OK!).  

    GBP 750 / 1,100 EUR's.

    Delivery/drop off possible or by post.

    G
     
  2. Meester Happy, I would be most interested in your very nice body armour.  I too purchased some of the British Army CBA, as I was assured that 'British was Best!' by one of my advisors.  Sadly he is no longer with the firm.  If you could arrange delivery I would be most grateful.
    My address is:

    Mr S Hussein
    The Palace
    17 The high St
    Bagdad
     
  3. Mr Happy

    Mr Happy LE Moderator

    Dear Mr Hussein,

    thank you for your recent order of our body armour.  Unfortunately Royal Mail has returned the package to me stating that "receiver was not known at this address"!!!  Can you please confirm your address (and incl. post code).

    I shall be using a specialist delivery company called USAF in the next few days, apparently they too have a delivery for you from a young lady called Miss Daisy Cutter.

    Kind regards

    Mr H
     
  4. Mr Happy

    Mr Happy LE Moderator

    It's still for sale and someone out there's gonna need it before these Telic mission creeps are over....
     
  5. Come on then..tell all...what did you do to upset her enough to get shot in the balls? :lol:
     
  6. Mr Happy

    Mr Happy LE Moderator

    Well I told her I loved the sound of her voice when really all I loved the sound of was her knickers hitting the floor... :roll: