For Sale; Ark Royal (Joke)

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by Dennis48, Oct 23, 2010.

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  1. Questions and answers about this item

    Q: Is this the same ship Noah built?
    A: No, that one, I believe, is in Turkey somewhere.
    Oct 22, 2010 Q: I can not think this is a real auction. I can't find anything on line to support this item being sold. Could you please provide proof that you are the actual owner of this item. If you do not respond with actual items I... Continue reading
    A: The scary part of this question is that I almost think this oink might really believe the listing is meant to be taken seriously, and not just as an ironic comment on the governments decision to scrap her early. :-(
    Oct 22, 2010 Q: Can you ship the ship by UPS ?
    A: Only if you provide the cardboard box.
    Oct 22, 2010 Q: About payment, can you wait till I cash my stimulus check I've seemed to have misplaced it; but I should come across it soon?
    A: Hmmm, problem... till this is sold, the guvinment can't afford to honour those checks :-(
    Oct 22, 2010 Q: Can I drive it on my car license?
    A: Sure, as long as you don't charge for tickets