For FoXXXs sake! What would YOU say?

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  1. BBC TV at 2125 has just shown an eye-watering clip of two foxes mating - and staying joined for up to an hour afterwards. :(

    They appeared to be having a nice chat. :D

    But (a) what would you say to your Beloved during that long hour? :?

    And (b) what would you say to any passing CSM/RSM? :lol:
  2. I really hope the missus doesn't catch us

  3. What I normally say to her post Coitus - Zzzzzz Zzzzz Parp Zzzzzz
  4. Er...what a fcuker shooting the fox!

    Farmers yes, urban fox...noooooo!
  5. A:- Be a good girl and let's not turn this rape into a murder.

    B:- Well if you let your daughter dress like a slapper, Sir, she was bound to get her backdoors kicked in sooner or later!
  6. Ooh you lively vixen you!!
  7. Best so far, FLAPPB! :lol:
  8. Sorry love, there isn't enough room in that cot for the two of us.

  9. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    So, dya cum here often?

    Edited to add: That was pants!

    "So, now that we've sort of got to know each other, can I tell you about my philatelist tendencies?"
  10. "Well, not bad, but not as good as your sister!"

    Then hang on for round 2!
  11. And (b) what would you say to any passing CSM/RSM?

    Evening Sir, just testing your wife for venereal disease. I'll let you know the results in ten days or so. Until then I'd advise you to abstain from any sexual contact........
  12. Babysitting Complete, SIR!
  13. To the fox: Well, no one 's going to believe me when I tell them so...

    To the CSM: ...Wanna have go sir?
  14. What would I say to my beloved during an hour of enforced vaginal penetration of a fox?

    Can you put the dinner in the oven, dear, I'll be a little late home?
  15. "At least we can march to the ambulance with some degree of military dignity"