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for all the romantics

Don't forget to write a message in the card reminding her about steak and blow-job day. After seeing the effort and expense you've gone to, your laydee will no doubt want to reciprocate...

ugly said:
send me a PM with e mail address and its yours!
Cheers, PM sent.

I'll have to rig up the camcorder in the bedroom so I can post the film of me getting my head filled in on U Tube.

Complete lack of gratitude, considering I'm going to have to go out and get some photo-quality card from PC World (that's my last kidney gone), then I've got to photo edit it to the right scale so it looks the biz, then I've got to think of something suitably witty to put in it.

All this time and effort plus at least double the expense of an off the shelf jobby has got to be worth something. I'll settle for the blow job whilst I'm watching The Simpsons, although the steak does look tempting, especially the extra wriggly bits.
Why does it need to be used by 14/2/07?? Surely it is intended for chavs so they could scribble the name in pencil and redress it next year as by that time their mrs will be 16 so time to get a younger model?
Is there a Tesco Value Valentine message that comes inside it?

'I haven't bought you a box of choccies this year luv, as you're looking a bit squishy. After all, 'Every little helps' :)

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