For all the Billy no mates out there!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by CC_TA, Oct 26, 2005.

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  1. oh dear, hardly surprised no one has bid for it, i'd like to see a photo of this guy as well
  2. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I don't know though. Just think - there I am pegged out in my box, best (only) suit on and ready for the off.

    The funeral pyre made up of the still warm bodies of Flashtart, C_C, MDN and other expendables.

    The wailing and beating of breasts from Beanz, BBC, Anya et al.

    Door Bundle Mk 2 jumping from 50,000 feet (out of respect of course) and missing the planet by miles.

    And with all this going on, this tosser will be OFFICIAL MOURNER, pocketing my hard earned for doing feck all but turn up. I dooooooon't think so! :wink: :roll:
  3. you're better off having me, i will just be sitting in the corner getting p1ssed :lol:
  4. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    How much do you think you could get for a full burial party complete with Blues and Rupert etc ?