I have come up with a way for the deadly dull Big Brother to become interesting. Instead of having try hard social misfits or celebrities (although the two categories are not mutually exclusive!). Why not have Premiership footballers instead. You may choose one player from each Premiership team. The idea is to blend a mix of the nutters with the weiners. Those that deserve a kicking with those most likely to dish it out. There was serious debate in my local about who should go in. Arsenal: Vierra (Aggro factor) vs Pires (needs to shave his skif mark off). Man Utd: Keane (need I say more) vs Ronaldo (Twinkle toes or Van Nistelroy (Why the long face?) or of course uber scouse Rooney.. Everton: Ferguson (Height and not averse to using the head) or Cahill (pretty boy). Man City: James (Most capable of a strong left hook, although would probably miss!) or Fowler (High Jinks). Newcastle: Shearer (Old school traditionalist and FA Cup dreamer!) or Dyer (alleged Roaster). These are just a few suggestions and I am sure the ARRSE collective could help out. The list whole would require a bit of thought, but if you took some time to submit one or two suggestions and the reasons why, maybe we could compile a definitive list. Helps pass the day!