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Football 2

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.
    "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said.

    "What do you mean?" he asked.

    "Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"