Foot and mouth - a conspiracy?

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Resurgam, Aug 10, 2007.

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  1. I slipped off my tin foil hat for a few minutes and immediately the thought struck me that the whole F&M crisis was a conspiracy to show the NEWLEADER in the best possible light.

    Facts or possible facts are:

    NEWLEADER normally holidays in Cape Cod this time he was conveniently in Devon in the much despisedbylabour farming West Country.

    In order to shorten this trial by clotted cream the NEWLEADER causes a govt lab to have a tragic accident?

    Conveniently this is right next to a US company and he hated the idiot leader especially as he recently gave him a leather bomber jacket that makes him look like a telly tubby. Blame can be laid at the door of the evil republic.

    The NEWLEADER gets to show the following

    He is loyal in his holiday making (first time in years though)
    He likes the West Country _ Like FCUK he does
    He is decisive - gives up purgatory in West Country for return to nice grace and favour des res
    He loves the farmers see 2
    He is a regular kinda guy in a very manse and sensible sorta way
    he really cares.
    He does not go in for spin
    He is hard on the US
    Cameron isn't as meedja savvy as him

    Am I the only one?

    Now I have my tin hat back on I know that this must be rubbish - mustent it (great word mustent isn't it)
    :wink: :wink: :wink:
  2. Plus...any blame is attached to the previous PM, not the new guy....