food for thought

Subject: FW: FOOD FOR THOUGHT.....

1. If a person with multiple

personalities threatens suicide is

that considered a hostage


2. Just think how much deeper the

ocean would be if sponges didn't live


3. So what's the speed of dark?

5. If you're sending someone some

Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

6. I just got skylights put in my

place. The people who live above me

are furious.

7. Why do they sterilize needles for

lethal injections?

8. Do they have reserved parking

for non-handicapped people at the

Special Olympics?

9. Isn't Disney World a people trap

operated by a mouse?

10. Since light travels faster than

sound, isn't that why some people

appear bright until you hear them


11. If it's zero degrees outside today

and it's supposed to be twice as cold

tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

12. Why do you press harder on a

remote-control when you know the

battery is weak?

13. Since Americans throw rice at

weddings, do Asians throw


14. Why are they called buildings,

when they're already finished?

Shouldn't they be called builts?

15. Why are they called

apartments, when they're all stuck


16. Why do banks charge you a "in-

sufficient funds fee" on money

they already know you don't have?

17. If the universe is everything,

and scientists say that the universe

is expanding, what is it expanding


18. What would a chair look like if

your knees bent the other way?

19. If a tree falls in the forest and no

one is around to see it, do the other

trees make fun of it?

20. Why is a carrot more orange

than an orange?

21. Why do scientists call it research

when looking for something new?

22. If "con" is the opposite of "pro,"

then what is the opposite of


23. Why is it lemon juice contains

mostly artificial ingredients, but

dishwashing liquid contains real


24. Why do we wait until a pig is dead

to "cure" it?

25. Why do we wash bath towels?

Aren't we clean when we use them?

26. Why doesn't glue stick to the

inside of the bottle?

27. Do Roman paramedics refer to

IV's as "4's"?

28. What do little birdies see when

they get knocked unconscious?

29. Why doesn't Tarzan have a


30. If man evolved from monkeys

and apes, why do we still have

monkeys and apes?

31. Do married people live longer

than single people, or does it just

SEEM longer?

32. War doesn't determine who's

right, just who's left

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