Food for thought.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by beufighter, Mar 13, 2011.

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  1. A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford...

    "The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us
    sitting here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft
    drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG.
    High trans fat diets can be disastrous and none of us realizes the
    long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But, there is
    one thing that is the most dangerous of all and most of us have, or
    will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the
    most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

    After several seconds of quiet, a 70-year-old man in the front row
    raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."
  2. Epic. For those who don't understand it. Too bad that you got married.
  3. Scientists have discovered a food that turns women off sex for life - it's called 'wedding cake'.