Three businessmen, an Englishman, a Chinaman, and an Indian were staying in an African hotel. After lunch they decided to have a swim. Unfortunately the hotel pool was out of commission. So, foolishly , they wandered down to a nearby river, jumped in, straight into the jaws of three crocodiles. Basking in the sun on a mud flat, digesting their meal, the crocs decided to compare notes. " I really enjoyed that Chinaman , " said one, "I got a delicious hint of chop suey as I swallowed him." The croc who had eaten the Englishman responded. "That's interesting, I definitely got a flavour of roast beef as mine went down." Both turned to the third croc. "How about you?" "My arse is on fire after that Indian."