Food cancer scare

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  1. Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please

    Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

    Customer:Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?

    Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare

    Customer: Hamburger Relish?

    Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

    Customer: Sausage and Mash?

    Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

    Customer: Cottage Pie?

    Shopkeeper: Yes, wait, Cancer scare.

    Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?

    Shopkeeper: Yes

    Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.

    Shopkeeper: Certainly. ?4.50 please.

    Customer: Thanks