Food and Cancer scares

#1
A man walks into a shop...

Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please

Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings? Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare

Customer: Hamburger Relish? Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Sausage and Mash? Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Cottage Pie? Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.

Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?

Shopkeeper: Yes

Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.

Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.

Customer: Thanks


makes you wonder
 

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LE
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#2
Cuts walked into a shop today......


Cuts: A packet of cigarettes please.

Shopkeeper: That's two pounds please.

Cuts: Oh, I need a case of beer too.

Shopkeeper: No problem, that'll be six pounds in total then.

8)

Makes me smile
 
#4
Cutaway said:
Cuts walked into a shop today......


Cuts: A packet of cigarettes please.

Shopkeeper: That's two pounds please.

Cuts: Oh, I need a case of beer too.

Shopkeeper: No problem, that'll be six pounds in total then.

8)

Makes me smile
Especially at those prices,Do you have a personal shopper/importer(with a white van)? :lol:
 

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LE
Kit Reviewer
#5
Nope, the local shop.
All legal & above board with taxes/duties paid.

Did I say the case of beer was ten litres in total ?
:lol:
 
#6
Cuts goes into his local Opel dealer and says:

"Opel Astra base model, nothing on it, 1.6l engine please"
"That'll be 22,400 pounds plus delivery please"
 
#7
Shat i must have missed this one. We're currently selling worcester crisps behind our mess bar. Just bought two boxes. I don't think anyones noticed yet. Crapsticks
 
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