Food and Cancer scares

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by discodan, Mar 8, 2005.

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  1. A man walks into a shop...

    Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please

    Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

    Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings? Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare

    Customer: Hamburger Relish? Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

    Customer: Sausage and Mash? Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

    Customer: Cottage Pie? Shopkeeper: Yes, wait, Cancer scare.

    Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?

    Shopkeeper: Yes

    Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.

    Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.

    Customer: Thanks

    makes you wonder
  2. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Cuts walked into a shop today......

    Cuts: A packet of cigarettes please.

    Shopkeeper: That's two pounds please.

    Cuts: Oh, I need a case of beer too.

    Shopkeeper: No problem, that'll be six pounds in total then.


    Makes me smile
  3. lol... FO you... not our fault we are taxed to motherfookingDEATH.
  4. Especially at those prices,Do you have a personal shopper/importer(with a white van)? :lol:
  5. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Nope, the local shop.
    All legal & above board with taxes/duties paid.

    Did I say the case of beer was ten litres in total ?
  6. Cuts goes into his local Opel dealer and says:

    "Opel Astra base model, nothing on it, 1.6l engine please"
    "That'll be 22,400 pounds plus delivery please"
  7. Shat i must have missed this one. We're currently selling worcester crisps behind our mess bar. Just bought two boxes. I don't think anyones noticed yet. Crapsticks