Follow your own advice you dull cunt

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ooooh_matron, Jan 31, 2013.

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  1. From the Brecon death thread:

    Seems you don't 'always' shy away from commenting then. Bore off fanny-batter.
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  3. Surely they should be 5 paces from each other? Other than that, I want one.
  4. Small size only. Gutted.
  5. Part of the reason I try not to read RIP threads.

    Has werewolf rocked up to say Semper Fi yet?
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  6. Give it a minute, he's probably shorted out his laptop with his crocodile tears.
  7. Isn't it late shopping night at Tesco on a Thursday?
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    He doesn't look that busy at the minute....
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  9. I hate hulahoops, i cant work them and they make me look gay and/or stupid.
  10. Too. Fucking. Easy.
  11. I call Wah, when do you cunts get paid this month, do you have any fucking idea about my 1.5 run time - well do yer - punks

    Is Earbenders on tonight ?
  12. Please, lock yourself in a vat of meths.
  13. 1930hrs, after the One Show (with the delectable Matt), then you've got Waterloo Road.

    Shove your pay up your arrse.
  14. Aye but when you were a nipper you could put them on your fingers and suck them off and get others to do it as well.