Forthe old n bold; Something's come over me, it's not man mustard, not even feeling generous for a change (**** that) ...whilst poking the laptop keys and surfing t'internet today there's been Radio 2 in the background all afternoon. I'm fcuking relaxed, I've even farking smiled at the juvenile troll offspring and bought some Maltesers, in a fit of madness totally out of character. Am I a radio anorak listening to Johnny Walker, Alan Titchmarsh, David Jacobs and Sunday half Hour, all without realising it's hardly heard outside of a feckin Church? ? I reckon I've gone churchwarden, or soft, barmy or just OLD . Not long ago, it was Guns n Roses, Hendrix ,and stressed out to fcuk. Will I go pink and wrinkly soon? and start wearing gren V necked sweaters, trousers pulled up to my neck? And will I get MI?