Florida Man Punches Shark To Save His Terrier

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  1. link: http://guanabee.com/2008/09/florida-man-punches-shark-to-s-1.php

    Florida Man Punches Shark To Save His Terrier
    How much do you love your pet? Enough to leap into the ocean and fight a shark to save it? Yeah, us neither. But one Florida Keys man does, and he proved it by punching a shark in the face when it tried to eat his wittle bitty doggie, Jake. The rat terrier got into trouble during his daily swim off a pier, when a 5 foot long shark lunged and caught him in its teeth. His owner, carpenter Greg LeNoir, chose the “I’m a durn fool” option and leapt into the ocean on top of the shark.

    ”I clenched my fists and dove straight in with all my strength, like a battering ram,” LeNoir, 53, said Sunday, reliving the frightening ordeal. “I hit the back of the shark’s neck. It was like hitting concrete.”

    We can’t help but be sort of stunned by that choice. Maybe we just saw Jaws too many times but sharks are definitely on our top 10 “do not f*ck with” list, right up there with killer bees and our older sister. LeNoir explains his reacton:

    ”The shark put almost all of Jake in his mouth, except for his head and three of his legs. We have no children. Jake became our child. When I saw the shark engulf him, I thought, `This can’t be the end.’ ”

    Against all likelihood, both Greg and his dog Jake made it to shore alive after Greg punched the shark (we guess it swam away? Pussy.) The terrier did have to get surgery for the giant bite mark the shark left on him, which extended around his chest, back and legs, but he is reported to be healing well. So that officially makes it OK now to laugh at how he looks in his tiny doggy leg cast and I.V. (but you might still go to hell…)
  2. What a guy!

    He must a have been seriously wind milling, I know I would be but that is how I swim :D
  3. punching someone underwater is hard too.
  4. acl

    acl Old-Salt

    ”... We have no children. Jake became our child. When I saw the shark engulf him, I thought, `This can’t be the end.’ ”

    I would do the same for my cat, she's my baby. But if I did something this stupid I'd go for the shark's eyes or gills, and pray I wouldn't become its dessert :p

    Someone's quote: "Simple solution, you just get a pet shark. And then try to keep everyone from punching it in the face"
  5. I'm hoping my all terrain under water knife fighting class 3 course will pay off one day... Now to buy a dog.
  6. That man needs to start taking a serious interest in porn.
  7. I suppose this guy would think nothing of maybe french kissing a cobra
  8. Neither would you - All women are snakes with t1ts after all.
  9. Well played good sir... hahaha
  10. I'm not going to even look at the postings! What a classic! Like radio has better pictures than tv, sometimes arrse makes the mind boggle!!!