Floody fake....fire walt

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by frog_face, Jul 28, 2007.

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  1. He must he thought he was the man of action.
     
  2. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    That sounds like a succesful walting mission. Thank fcuk he didn't endanger any lives, or did he?
     
  3. So that's an "employee" of the fire service that isn't concerned about thier rate of pay? :oops:
     
  4. Been done old chap

    ARRSE
     
  5. Jeez , What next Airline pilot walt.........ladies and gentleman sorry we have just found out that the pilot is in fact a taxi driver from Enfield or a Prime Minister walt.........wait......no ?
     
  6. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    The current Prime Minister is a Walt.

    After all, no-one elected him, did they?
     
  7. So Walts have taken over the world................ , seems "fire walt" did a reasonable job I will assume without training and expensive boots, FBU will love this :D
     
  8. I could not believe it, whats next a St Johns Ambulance walt!!!!!!!!

    Stilts
     
  9. How come he went to jail and that Scots w4nker Mo didn't?
     
  10. While I am not condoning his actions, three days and no one there noticed he did not know his arrse from his elbow, or is that "normal" for a Fireman Sam Boss-type???? Does Dale the Snail know him, she is a Scouse and tells me she is a genuine fire fighter too!
     
  11. You would have thought the other trumpton would have noticed how sh!te he was at volleyball and the fact he didn't arrive at work in a black minicab.
     
  12. And that he didn't call a strike because his boots were wet.
     
  13. Where I live there are loads of people pretending to be fireman, taxi drivers, builders, decorators, doormen... err hang on a minute..