Floods. And why I am better than you

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheIronDuke, Sep 25, 2012.

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Hey Bro. I feel your pain. You are hammering up the M6 in your cheap fucking reps car to your bird who is dealing with minced shite erupting from the en-suite khazi in the Council house she inherited from her Dad and the 'Conservatory' that you and your mates installed a week last Friday is knee deep in water?

    Cry me a river.
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  2. Dry as a bone here, I need to water the curly kale again.
  3. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    This is not a thread about animal feed. Kindly move on. Fucking ruminants. You know what it is?
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  4. Can you inherit council houses?
  5. skid2

    skid2 LE Book Reviewer

    Damp here. But I hear there is flooding around the seaside residence.
  6. The peasants down the bottom of our hill seem to be struggling,shit always rolls downhill.
  7. It's been lovely and sunny in Tidworth, if a bit breezy. The only flooding was the silly bint who decided to make a bed up when she was stagging on, and promptly went to sleep. And got caught. And fined £1500.00. Floods of tears there.
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  8. For many the question; why a hundred generations chose not to build on the floodplain, until Bovis homes bought the plot for a song, has been answered!
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  9. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Always buy a house at the top of a hill, always worked for me.
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  10. Ahahah! Which barracks was that on?!
  11. £1500???!!!! Them are some pretty expensive Zzzzz's!
  12. There's room at the top they're telling you still,

    But first you must learn how to smile as you kill,

    If you want to be like the folks on the hill.

    I made sure our house was uphill before we bought it.....
  13. Having a house on top of a hill is a slight bugger when walking home from the pub, but makes me feel good when all the chav houses on the flood plains are knee deep in sewage!!
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  14. Too right. I am high enough above the Severn to enjoy the floods.

  15. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    You used to be able, but the old farts giving his age away as you can't do it anymore. Unless of course you buy it before you kark it.