Flight 370 truth is out - man with iphone up arrse tells all

Guns

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#1
http://intellihub.com/freelance-jou...g-back-secret-u-s-military-base-diego-garcia/

Yes you read that right, a man stuffed his iPhone up is arse, got kidnapped, flown to the secret base in the Indian Ocean (also doubles up as a US Navy logistics hup with own web site), kept hostage with a bag on his head but was able to take a photo of nothing with his phone and send it to a 4chan chat forum for teenage hackers.

Seems plausible to me.
 
#2
But having had a Malay curry the night before he was overcome with a somewhat fluid feeling in his guts as the aircraft left KL.

Regrettably the seat belt sign was still on so his only option was to clench.

This caused him to inadvertently text x!#\btrr£=^v to his maternal grandmother with the consequence that the mobile phone signal disabled the transponder, ACARS and caused a general system meltdown.

By George, I think you've cracked it!
 
#4
But it's the Internet so it must be real to anyone with ADD

Anyway, its a Load of old bollocks. My old threepenny bit is still on Alians.

When they return everyone (and Elvis), after a good probing we'll all say we knew it all along

Ha!
 

hotel_california

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#5
"“I have been held hostage by unknown military personal after my flight was hijacked (blindfolded). I work for IBM and I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ass during the hijack. I have been separated from the rest of the passengers and I am insane. My name is Philip Wood. I think I have been drugged as well and cannot think clearly.”

I think that clears that one up.
 
#6
So why exactly would the USA go to the trouble of kidnapping a 777 and holding crew and passengers hostage on a not remotely secret and actually full of several thousand Brits, yanks and Filipinos Island? Struggling to understand the motive here?


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#7
http://intellihub.com/freelance-jou...g-back-secret-u-s-military-base-diego-garcia/

Yes you read that right, a man stuffed his iPhone up is arse, got kidnapped, flown to the secret base in the Indian Ocean (also doubles up as a US Navy logistics hup with own web site), kept hostage with a bag on his head but was able to take a photo of nothing with his phone and send it to a 4chan chat forum for teenage hackers.

Seems plausible to me.
Compared to some of the military related internet whoppers told on this site, its is quite plausible.
 
#8
So why exactly would the USA go to the trouble of kidnapping a 777 and holding crew and passengers hostage on a not remotely secret and actually full of several thousand Brits, yanks and Filipinos Island? Struggling to understand the motive here?


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Shits and giggles maybe? Bit of variation from bombing small nations that don't view technicolour orange cheese as a national dish back into the Stone Age?
 
#9
So why exactly would the USA go to the trouble of kidnapping a 777 and holding crew and passengers hostage on a not remotely secret and actually full of several thousand Brits, yanks and Filipinos Island? Struggling to understand the motive here?
They say something to do with a Semiconductor patent and Rothschild.
 
#10
Leased from the EU? Not only has he been kidnapped but he's in the future!

Ho and his hoop is letterbox shaped if he has an I phone up there.
 
#11
So why exactly would the USA go to the trouble of kidnapping a 777 and holding crew and passengers hostage on a not remotely secret and actually full of several thousand Brits, yanks and Filipinos Island? Struggling to understand the motive here?
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Possible motives, if it was the USA:
  • to suck the secrets out of the minds of foreign scientists
  • to prevent global thermonuclear war
  • to keep their loyal allies, the British, safe and warm
I don't think it was them, but do think that some country is hiding that plane.
 
#12
So why exactly would the USA go to the trouble of kidnapping a 777 and holding crew and passengers hostage on a not remotely secret and actually full of several thousand Brits, yanks and Filipinos Island? Struggling to understand the motive here?


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To use in another false flag, just like they did with the twin towers,
Obviously the 7/7 bombings in London, the Boston Marathon bombing, any terrorist attack in Afghanistan/Syria/Iraq, The Syrian chemical weapons attacks are also all false flags.
There has never been a genuine attack ever its all carried out by Mossad / MI6 or the CIA.
When dealing with conspiracy theorists you have to remember "Its life Jim but not as we know it".

As a side note if this 777 is on Diego Garcia where the fuck have they parked it for nobody to notice either on the ground or by satellite. Its not like a ford escort which you can lose in Tescos carpark.
 
#13
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cannot stress how important it is that the GPS coordinates in the photo do not perfectly match what Google says and are not posted anywhere on the web, because it proves that the source of those coordinates did not come from google or Wikipedia, they really did come from the imaging device and it HAD TO be at Diego Garcia when it took the photo.

I am getting me an I phone, a device that was turned off hidden up his arrse and only switched on again inside his cell has obtained a GPS fix, beats my Garmin which wont get a signal in a room with big windows.
 

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#14
I've been to Diego Garcia, it's a mega place. Probably not my first choice to hide a massive plane if I'm honest. The 2000 or so US Airforce personnel, 40 odd Brits and the native workforce from the local populace might notice.

Oh and all the dudes on the ships that stop there frequently.

Of course I could be wrong. Maybe everyone is just really good at keeping a secret, right down to the dude who flips the burgers in the PX.
 
#15
Conspiracy theorist make me laugh they constantly bang on about anyone not believing them or going along with their theories as sheep or controlled by the government because we cant think for ourselves. But isn't that exactly what a conspiracist is, someone who believes exactly what their favourite conspiracy theory website tells them without any semblance of proof or rational thinking because they cant think for themselves.
 
#16
Conspiracy theorist make me laugh they constantly bang on about anyone not believing them or going along with their theories as sheep or controlled by the government because we cant think for ourselves. But isn't that exactly what a conspiracist is, someone who believes exactly what their favourite conspiracy theory website tells them without any semblance of proof or rational thinking because they cant think for themselves.
Exactly
They sit smugly in their world of critical thinking calling those who disagree sheep but not once do they question the validity or integrity of their source.
 

Guns

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#17
Reminds me of cybernats.
 
#18
Exactly
They sit smugly in their world of critical thinking calling those who disagree sheep but not once do they question the validity or integrity of their source.
Unless they decide the source has been got at by the
Giant Space Lizards? Who may I add, if they're listening, are spot on as overlords as far as this mere human is concerned?
 
#19
Just mark time you lot... Emsav will give us the (real) facts at some point - just as soon as she concludes her investigation.

The truth is out there...
 

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