Flies

#1
I know that someone is going to have the answer. Same as I know that I am going to have to read through pages of drivel just to find it but wtf. Here goes.

Flies. They buzz around my house like, well flies. Thing is, there are loads of the feckers.

I live on a farm and the house is really old and thatched. I have big adult flies and small annoying ones (just like any other kids I suppose). I don't want to use sprays as I've got to live in it too. I've tried those electric zappers and they don't work. The sticky paper things are great, pulling them out of your hair when you forget that you hung one up and it's full of the buggers.

So how do you get rid of them? All answers on the back of a used fiver to the usual address please.

Ta

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#16
Vacuum cleaner!! has to be the cylinder type, attach just the hose to the cylinder, then suck the little fcukers out of the air as they fly past.

This pastime is guaranteed to keep kids amuse for hours.
 
#17
brummieboy1 said:
Vacuum cleaner!! has to be the cylinder type, attach just the hose to the cylinder, then suck the little fcukers out of the air as they fly past.

This pastime is guaranteed to keep kids amuse for hours.
If it's one of them Dysons you can watch them crawl around inside it for hours afterwards. Suck up a few jumping spiders too and you've got the makings of a good night's betting.
 
#20
What's between the thatched roof and the house?

Is there sarking on the roof joists?

Some flies will congegate under sheltered draught free areas, just like midges under trees.

Sorry for the sound advice. Sounds like a nightmare.

Get a caged bird or a frog :D
 

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