Fleeting Glimpses of of a drunken mind

#1
Is it just me?.......or do other Arrsers suffer from the same malady?,,you know the scenario,'I have just thought of the most important subject' to discuss with my fellow Arrsers when all of a sudden your sodden brain goes urrrrggghhhhhh,and you forget what you wanted to discuss,,,Well Gals n Guys,I haven't forgot.....I (think) I can remember the subject I thought would be fun to discuss but being a little bit inebriated I have for the time being forgot,,,However I know the things I didn't want to forget so it won't take that long for me to remember the things I wanted to remember,,if you follow me...Yes Yes you are saying,,he has been at the turps again,but honestly I have only had 2ltrs of sweet sherry so I am not that drunk,even tho you think I might be,,Anyway to get to the point,which is,,,How many brilliant ideas have you had that unfortunately you forgot at the time of need?.......

I am now going to fall on the floor and pass out until my dog starts licking my eyeballs.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
#2
I always have brilliant ideas and have only been arrested once because of them.
 
#3
I am now going to fall on the floor and pass out until my dog starts licking my balls.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Fixed that for you.
 

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