Fleeing Taliban !!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Adam(KOS), Jul 28, 2008.

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  1. I know damn well this belongs in the NAFFI but I thought "What the hell" let's lighten up :wink:

    A fleeing Taliban, absolutely desperate for water, was plodding through
    > the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
    > Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find the
    > apparition was a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
    >
    > The Taliban asked, 'Infidel, do you have water?'
    >
    > The Jewish man replied, 'Kind wanderer, I am sorry I have no water with
    > me. However would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.'
    >
    > The Taliban shouted, 'Idiot! Scoundrel, I do not need an over-priced tie.
    > I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first and then I
    > will, I promise with all that is sacred to me, come back and slit your
    > throat and let all the carrion and vermin of the desert feast off you'
    >
    > 'OK,' said the old Jewish man,' it does not matter that you do not want to
    > buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger and
    > better than that , with an ability to love all mankind. If you continue
    > over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely
    > restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom, my brother.'
    >
    > Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later
    > he staggered back, almost dead.
    > He was so near death he could hardly speak, but he summoned some inner
    > strength and with his last breath shouted:
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    > 'Your f**king brother won't let me in without a tie!'

    :D
    >Fekum! :)
     
  2. I could see it coming but I liked that!

    :D