Fleeing Taliban !!

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I know damn well this belongs in the NAFFI but I thought "What the hell" let's lighten up :wink:

A fleeing Taliban, absolutely desperate for water, was plodding through
> the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
> Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find the
> apparition was a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
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> The Taliban asked, 'Infidel, do you have water?'
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> The Jewish man replied, 'Kind wanderer, I am sorry I have no water with
> me. However would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.'
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> The Taliban shouted, 'Idiot! Scoundrel, I do not need an over-priced tie.
> I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first and then I
> will, I promise with all that is sacred to me, come back and slit your
> throat and let all the carrion and vermin of the desert feast off you'
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> 'OK,' said the old Jewish man,' it does not matter that you do not want to
> buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger and
> better than that , with an ability to love all mankind. If you continue
> over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely
> restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom, my brother.'
>
> Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later
> he staggered back, almost dead.
> He was so near death he could hardly speak, but he summoned some inner
> strength and with his last breath shouted:
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> 'Your f**king brother won't let me in without a tie!'

:D
>Fekum! :)
 

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