Flavoured condoms??

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ventress, Feb 1, 2005.

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  1. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    I see the HM Forces are now being issued with flavoured condoms! What happened to the wellington boot size 15 extra large they issued in Kenya and other hot spots? Talk about bathing with your socks on!

    How things have changed!

  2. Occ health - the wellie couldn't be autoclaved the required length of time to comply with new regs hence issue of frangers so all those nice young lads don't get anything from those women who are no better than they ought to be.
  3. J_D

    J_D LE

    Always use protection...............keep your sock's on!

    (pusser's sock's will guard you from anything!)
  4. What flavour are they? Apart from burning rubber, that is.

  5. I wondered what the smell was, get your boots back on!
  6. they do them in 3 flavours




    eat up.
  7. Wot? No "Essence of Armpit" or "Toejam"?
  8. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    Chocolate, starwberry, mint and vanilla,..............apparantly. :wink:
  9. Is that ACC chewing gum?

  10. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    It can double up in yur survival kit, put it over the end of your weapon or.............eat it!
  11. But if they had a standard issue large condom... what about those guys with small cute penises? :lol:

    "I'll swap your banana flavour for a chocolate, mate I'm peckish."