Flavoured condoms??

Ventress

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#1
I see the HM Forces are now being issued with flavoured condoms! What happened to the wellington boot size 15 extra large they issued in Kenya and other hot spots? Talk about bathing with your socks on!

How things have changed!
 
#2
Ventress said:
I see the HM Forces are now being issued with flavoured condoms! What happened to the wellington boot size 15 extra large they issued in Kenya and other hot spots? Talk about bathing with your socks on!

How things have changed!

Occ health - the wellie couldn't be autoclaved the required length of time to comply with new regs hence issue of frangers so all those nice young lads don't get anything from those women who are no better than they ought to be.
 
#11
But if they had a standard issue large condom... what about those guys with small cute penises? :lol:

"I'll swap your banana flavour for a chocolate, mate I'm peckish."
 

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