Flatulence Query

#3
It'll just make your breath smell even worse...
 

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#6
The big breathes make it go quicker theory actualy works. Your sense of smell shuts down and presto no more stink.
 
#7
Well now...if you spend all day on a gun position breathing in cordite, your farts come out smelling of...cordite. And range stew but that's merely a side issue...

So to ensure pleasant farts simply spray air freshener into your gob and all will be tickety.
 
#10
You could try charcoal tablets, which are supposed to reduce fartin... oops, I mean flatulence, but why hold it back? After all, how can your oppos tell if you've been riffling through their underwear if they cannot smell your signature aroma? :lol:
 
#12
lookslikeayeti said:
Mrs Yeti will never kiss me now. Perhaps I should just blame baby Yeti instead.
She licks my hole so she shouldnt have any problem kissing you if you taste of farts.
 

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