I live in a flat with 5 other people (4 girls, 2 blokes including myself) and the cnuts keep stealing my food. These are University dorms so as of 3 months ago I didn't know these people, and Iâm wishing it went back to that way. We have a communal fridge and our own (un)private cupboard that doesn't lock. In the last three weeks Iâve had: 1 tin of beans taken Roughly 50% of my cheese disappearing Potatoes gone missing Pasta stolen Again about 50% of my fruit juice taken Lettuce/other vegetable stuff nicked I realise if we look at this from a purely holistic approach it doesn't mean a lot because it's only farking beans. But it's pissing me off. The other day when said potatoes, beans and cheese went missing I confronted everyone about it. I asked everyone in the flat who it was taking my food. No one owned up. I am now led to believe its Captain Hook with his best friends forever mate the spaghetti monster. So I am stuck in a flat with people nicking my food and no one to blame. Unfortunately this means I can't throw my toys out the pram at one individual and disturbingly shows they're lying cnuts. I hate them. I look towards arrse and its great knowledge to stop this problem through it's experience and wisdom. I want investigate who did it, prevent it from happening again and punish those who are no more than thieving, greasy, student whops. Edd P.S. I realise the subject of how fit my flatmates are will come up, unfortunately theyâre all mongs. Only one is passable but she's a pain in the arrse and has a twiggy boyfriend who I want to flatten.