Flat Cap Beret Competition 2012

Discussion in 'Military Clothing & Boots' started by bolo beret, Feb 3, 2012.

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  1. Due to the success of last year's Flat Cap Beret Competition it has been decided that the tradition will be continued nin 2012. We already have an early entry namely Pte Ben Simmer of 3 para who is featured on page 98 of the current Soldier Magazine. In the best traditions of "flat cap" berets, Ben wears his creation pulled so far forward that his eyes are nearly obscured. The cap badge is not visible from the front as it is rightly over his left ear. Well done Ben! A close contender is Sapper Lame Kebo (same page) who can barely see because of his low hanging creation. Entires please on a postcard.
     
  2. You mean like this?
     

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  3. How boring are you?
     
  4. Very, it would appear.
     
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