Flat Battery!!!,Oh dear.

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by tuffy52, Nov 15, 2012.

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  1. Drunk in charge of a car is one of the stupidest ******* crimes in the history of man. Especially in this case - it was conclusively proved that she was unable to start the car!
  2. Whoops!

    How does the old song go? - 'Kiss me goodnight, Sergeant Major.......'
  3. Ooooops....explain yer way out of that one when you get home!.....
  4. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    May I be the first to describe her marriage as a car crash...

  5. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    How does it work for all these cnuts in camper vans? Are they not classed as vehicles?
  6. From the story.........

    Fighting back tears in court, adding: "I just felt sorry for him, because my husband is a sergeant major and he does not cry, and he was crying and I just felt sorry for him.
  7. Theres something to be learnt there , burst into tears and get laid , simples.
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  8. If her husband is reading ARRSE, you have my sympathies mate.

    Especially as your wife was also getting humped by a different chap back in June of this year. Bin her and start again.
  9. Reported at 5am by 'women in another car' in a 'secluded spot'...
  10. Indeed Watson, indeed.

    Meanwhile, a quick bit of google on Claxheugh Rocks throws up this gem

    WILDFOWL SEX SHOCK - All News - Sunderland Echo
  11. Wonder if he ever read this ...

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  12. Easy Collar to feel! I am sure around Sunderland there are more "worthy causes" to attract the police attention.....The *****!
  13. Seperate battery(s) with a split charging system ..normally
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  14. Have to start calling them Quackems