Flashman's Royal Wedding Antics

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  1. If Sir Harry Paget Flashman VC KCB KCIE were present at the Royal Wedding (and at his most virile), what would he have done/ be doing?

    My thoughts would be that having fallen out of China Whites and rattled a couple of Sloanie last night, he would have had a whisker preening this morning followed by full English and Bloody Mary. He would have been staying at the Goring where he would have paid his respect to the Future Mrs Wales and charmed Mrs Middleton before winking at the Bridesmaid, pushing his mobile phone number into her hand and heading to the Abbey.

    On arrival he would have stood on the steps of the Great North Door, smoking a cheroot, checking out the ladies and waiting for Elspeth to arrive. Once there, he would make his way to the front (just behind HM).

    On Kate's arrival he would catch her eye causing her to blush (for she had seen him in the Cherrypickers at the rehearsal). He would have tippexed a message on William's boot soles with a little help from Prince Harry (who asked for his advice on the Stag Do).

    What else/ who would he have done?

    GBTD
     
  2. Probably trying it on with Pippa Middleton and other females telling them of his brave service fighting the Pathans on the North West frontier.

    Then he would lead a cavalry charge into the nearest Protestors/Dribblers/Watering Hole.
     
  3. Bunged the King of Tonga a fiver for taking his hat and called him "Boy"?
     
  4. Told Princes Phillip and Harry to sandwich Pippa Middleton on the balcony.
     
  5. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Was heard to mutter to the Bride "Guards eh dam right no daughter of mine will marry a crab" before giving Kates mum a knowing wink and scooping £20 of Prince Phillip
     
  6. Whatever Harry's probably done and going to do.
     
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  7. Did the Late General, hint that Young Queen Victoria looked at his manly mutton chops his donkey whalloper uniform and glow.
     
  8. Flashmans getting into the bridesmaid first no sloppy seconds for a VC winner chap!

    Probably two weeks ago.
     
  9. Flashman would have advised William to make good use of the 'changing/ rest time' before this evening's celebration to consummate the marriage.

    GBTD