Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by maccabonga, Dec 18, 2011.

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  1. It was so cold in London last week that the local flasher on the Thames embankment was spotted describing himself to a group of women..
  2. I like mince pies, not those shitty ones with dead flies that appear at Christmas, or those minging English ones, but a proper Scotch Mince Pie. As supplied by CMOT Dibbler.

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  3. Deep fried no doubt.
  4. I occasionally get one from the chippy, if I am in God's Country. Usually I 'make do' with just heating them up in the oven.

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  5. Soft Southern bastard!
  6. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    have you heard the song of the Wimbledon Common flasher?

    Under my overcoat,
    dangling free....
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