Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by shortfuse, Jun 12, 2004.

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  1. just sitting at my desk , staring vacantly into space , when i heard a familiar clanking rumble...... and f**k me if a 432 hasn't just rumbled past my work , on its way to a ... get this.... vintage vehicle exhibition.Like i neede that this morning ,my head feels like it's got a family of bosnians living in it , and they're having a noisy party
  2. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    i think the Bosnians party is nation wide............
    the buggers are in my head as well............
  3. you suffering then???
    the worst thing about a big night out is when other people tell you what you did, i think i'm going to have to gate myself to avoid future embarrasments :oops:
  4. i just keep thinking i did something REALLY bad.......
    and praying it never really happened.............
    i recall a question,
    a phone call,
    a password,
    an answer,
    and then that feeling,
    like i really f*cked up........

  5. yeah , i'd rather remember the whole inglorious episode in glaring technicolour , than the cringe inducing snippets of "bad things" i'm getting at the mo , still only another 2 hours to go then i can go home and no doubt be filled in on everything by a not too impressed missus :(
  6. ohhhhhhhhh god i am so glad it was Dale here,
    at least she was totally w*nkered as well........

    or maybe that's not a good thing.........

    the flashbacks could go on forever......... 8O
  7. on the "mess-o-meter" how would you say you both scored :?:
  8. am to scared to think about it,

    so far all i know is.........

    teenager thinks we're f*cked up slush puppies,
    monkey went to bed in disgust,
    i may be about to be sacked,
    and my neighbours ignored me this morning ......


    not bad for less that 24 hours together really.

    my god i was really naughty!!!!!! :oops:
  9. that'll be about an 8 or 9 then , at least you woke up at home eh :wink:
  10. only because we never left it!
  11. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
    the old let's just stay in and have a quiet night , which quickly descends into
    "watch me breakdancing, watch me...."
    were any innocents harmed/crockery broken
  12. god i haven't discovered the breakages yet,
    am hoping they glued themselves back together........

    but am two faced cow mother and often scream at teenager for f*ck ups while under the influence so i KNOW if i broke anything i hid it! :wink:

    but we did dance...........
    thanks for introducing that new horror to my mind........... :oops:
  13. was it a slowy , and did you sing along between gulps of cooking sherry.
  14. much to my shame it was the Bay City Rollers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    feet stamping and rather loud out of tune singing!

    i think i may actually need therapy for this lot!

    cooking sherry?
    are you mad?
    we only drank a little wine......
  15. oh my god , shang a lang etc.
    are you sure it was just wine , and not THE wine (buckfast)
    and look behind the sofa , there's ALWAYS something broken behind the sofa!!!!!!!!!!!