Flanagen & Allen

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  1. With apologies to our FEB; (Friendly English Brethren of course!!!)

    Although I was born in 1967, I must admit I have been remiss in my cultural studies :oops: ....

    Today I bought a CD; "Underneath the Arches".

    I may be struck off the "Register of Practisssing Jocks" for this, but I take my hat off... :clap: :worship: :worship:

    Flanagen and Allen - FACKN OUTSTANDING!!!! :D
  2. Bugger, I thought you meant Mulligan and O'Hare then, I thought this could have been an interesting thread.


    Pancake Day
  3. "Arrse!!! Feck!!! Nuns!!!!

    My Irish Grandparents (gawd bless their souls) would be turning in their graves - well not really, (well they won't be as angry as when I joined the Army) because I grew up thinking the Umbrella song was Irish :D

    Just goes to show music crosses all boundaries.....

    All together now!! "The SAM Song"!!!! :D

    Comedy crosses boundaries!!! If it's funny - it's funny!!! :D
  4. Welcome to 1931.
  5. Wilson, Keppel and Betty are jolly good too...must dash we're off to the Palace of Varieties for a matinee.


    Betty looks like a WYSFBD candidate - on the grounds she is long dead!
  6. I went to the chiropodist saying I had Flanagen and Allen Syndrome. He asked where it hurt.

    I said "Underneath the arches".

    Unhand me, you swine!
  7. Smart as........ I enjoyed that, that is funny. :eek: :eek:
  8. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Did you know there were about thirty Bettys? They kept changing them from town to town.
  9. Try Abbot and Costello

  10. Doctor - "It would appear that you have Tom Jones syndrome".

    Patient - "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?"

    Doctor - "It's not unusual".

    I'll get my own coat thanks!
  11. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    My famed rendition of The Sand Dance has induced silence amid chaos. Lozenge anyone?

    *Linky to a bygone era when men wore skirts*
  12. ancienturion

    ancienturion LE Book Reviewer

    As a 19 year old trapped in this old body, I find this sort of thing very annoying because I remember I seeing them live!
  13. Blimey, you must be older than my good self old son! :wink:
  14. ancienturion

    ancienturion LE Book Reviewer

    Called up in 1954
  15. Two years before me. Keep well, we can knock out another ten or so.

    :wink: :wink: