Five-year-old drives drunk mother home

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  1. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
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    The lefties in this country would have made sure he was given driving lessons so that he could look after his dear mother.
  2. AND charge the neighbours with unlawful detention
  3. AND taken a class action against Mitsubishi Motors for placing the pedals too low down.
  4. AND...... No wait i don't have one.

    Needless to say over here she'd have got off with it and probably recieved money off the goverment to pay for taxis when her car was taken from her by the Police!
  5. Perhaps I should teach my 8 year old to drive me back from the pub, save on taxis
  6. Whatever you lot see, good drills from the 5 year old. :lol:
  7. Damn! I wanted to be the first with the "Good Drills" comment.....
  8. At 10 I could and did drive my Grandad's 1959 SWB Landy but only off the public highways. Which is just as well as it was not taxed, insured and never had the benefit of an MoT. Oooo arrrr.

    My Mum used to go bonkers but my Dad would simply point out that it was a required skill. Only thing I ever killed was a rabbit and the dogs ate the evidence.
  9. When I were nowt but a foetus I were a formula one racing driver!
    Beat that.
  10. When I were nowt but a sperm I invented the automobile...

    .. and, of course, I was half the man I am now... :wink:
  11. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    The twinkle in my fathers' eye started WW2 - top that!
  12. Irrelevant - nothing to do with transportation...