Five Surgeons

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by oldflyboy, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Five surgeons were discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
    The first, from Manchester, said :
    'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered'

    The second, from Birmingham, responded :
    'Yeah, but you should try electricians - everything is colour coded.'

    The third surgeon, from Edinburgh said :
    'No, I really think librarians are the best - everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

    The fourth surgeon, from Belfast , chimed in :
    'You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts leftover.'

    But the fifth surgeon, from London , shut them all up when he observed :
    'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the mouth and the arsehole are interchangeable.'