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Five Surgeons Discussion

The first surgeon, from Manchester , says, "I like to see accountants on
my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is

The second, from Birmingham , responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."

The third surgeon, from Edinburgh says, "No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Belfast , chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few
parts leftover."

But the fifth surgeon, from London , shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no
guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the
arse are interchangeable."

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