Five Surgeons Discussion

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by yanyan, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. The first surgeon, from Manchester , says, "I like to see accountants on
    my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is

    The second, from Birmingham , responds, "Yeah, but you should try
    electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."

    The third surgeon, from Edinburgh says, "No, I really think librarians
    are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

    The fourth surgeon, from Belfast , chimes in: "You know, I like
    construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few
    parts leftover."

    But the fifth surgeon, from London , shut them all up when he observed:
    "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no
    guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the
    arse are interchangeable."