Five rules for men to follow to a happy life

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  1. 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

    2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

    3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

    4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

    5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
     
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  2. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    There's only one rule for a man to be happy:

    If it flies, floats or fucks, rent it.
     
  3. It's important you keep your own house, because when she gets on t your tits you can f@ck off home