FIVE FUNNIES FOR FRIDAY

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  1. A woman walks past a pet shop with a sign reading 'For sale, cl*toris licking
    frog.' She goes in and the shopkeeper says 'Bonjour madame'.

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    Little girl gets lost in Tesco's, The Security guard asks her 'what's your
    Mum like?' Little girl replies 'Big c*cks and vodka'.

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    Tampax have replaced the string on their tampons with a piece of tinsel....
    They say it's only for the Christmas period.

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    A woman asked her hubby if he knew how she could make her bust bigger. He said 'try rubbing toilet paper between your tits - it's worked for your arrse'.

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    (And finally!)
    Larry La Prise who wrote the song Hokey Cokey has died aged 93. The worst part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in - - then the trouble started.

    Have a gr8 weekend! Stay safe!
     
  2. First one was very funny!

    Have a great weekend yourself.

    Wishy :)
     
  3. Lady_H

    Lady_H Old-Salt

    Liked the last one
     
  4. Cuddles

    Cuddles LE

    did those jokes use their busspasses to get here, they are looking spritely for their ages though!
     
  5. Bugsy

    Bugsy Crow

    Much as I hate to conform to the typical image of "dat t'ickie Oirishman" I actually needed about 15 minutes to get the first joke.

    Could I be suffering from Al... y'know Ayho... dat disease where you forg....

    MsG
     
  6. happy_as_a_hat

    happy_as_a_hat War Hero

    Haha! I needed that!
     
  7. stevie1967

    stevie1967 Old-Salt

    :D liked that last one
     
  8. Watch out next Friday for the next thrilling installment!
     
  9. RTFQ

    RTFQ RIP RIP

    Comic Relief must be a riot round your house. Have a 'gr8' weekend yourself. In fact cancel that - die in a nasty work-related accident involving buggery, you spunk-warbling dullard.
     
  10. looney

    looney LE

    Why don't they let elephants on the beach?

    Because they walk around with their trunks down.
     
  11. whats green and smells of pork.



    kermet the frogs finger after it had been up miss piggy.
     
  12. 58_Pattern

    58_Pattern War Hero

    Whats the biggest drawback in the Jungle ?



    An elephants foreskin.


    Pap Pap Taxi
     
  13. TicTeaser

    TicTeaser Swinger

    You still having problems with your ARRSE, Stevie?
     
  14. msr

    msr LE

    How do you circumcise a whale?

    Send down four skin divers...

    msr
     
  15. TRAZTAZ

    TRAZTAZ War Hero

    What do you do if an oirish man throws a pin at you????





    Run like fcuck he's got a grenade in his mouth!!