FIVE FUNNIES FOR FRIDAY

#1
A woman walks past a pet shop with a sign reading 'For sale, cl*toris licking
frog.' She goes in and the shopkeeper says 'Bonjour madame'.

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Little girl gets lost in Tesco's, The Security guard asks her 'what's your
Mum like?' Little girl replies 'Big c*cks and vodka'.

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Tampax have replaced the string on their tampons with a piece of tinsel....
They say it's only for the Christmas period.

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A woman asked her hubby if he knew how she could make her bust bigger. He said 'try rubbing toilet paper between your tits - it's worked for your arrse'.

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(And finally!)
Larry La Prise who wrote the song Hokey Cokey has died aged 93. The worst part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in - - then the trouble started.

Have a gr8 weekend! Stay safe!
 
#3
Liked the last one
 
#4
did those jokes use their busspasses to get here, they are looking spritely for their ages though!
 
#5
Much as I hate to conform to the typical image of "dat t'ickie Oirishman" I actually needed about 15 minutes to get the first joke.

Could I be suffering from Al... y'know Ayho... dat disease where you forg....

MsG
 
#9
Comic Relief must be a riot round your house. Have a 'gr8' weekend yourself. In fact cancel that - die in a nasty work-related accident involving buggery, you spunk-warbling dullard.
 
#12
Whats the biggest drawback in the Jungle ?



An elephants foreskin.


Pap Pap Taxi
 
#14
58_Pattern said:
Whats the biggest drawback in the Jungle ?



An elephants foreskin.


Pap Pap Taxi
How do you circumcise a whale?

Send down four skin divers...

msr
 
#16
RTFQ said:
Comic Relief must be a riot round your house. Have a 'gr8' weekend yourself. In fact cancel that - die in a nasty work-related accident involving buggery, you spunk-warbling dullard.
Suggest you get back into the hide, someone's looking for you! :scratch:
You'll get out again when you learn some manners!
 
#18
Which one was the funny one?
 

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