Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by stabtoreg, Apr 1, 2012.
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Just out of interest why has the Where's FiveAlpha thread been binned?
Fuck me, dont start another one! You'll have the epic boreathon merchant that is Forestro crying again!
Forastero's ego per chance?
He's a cock. Generally good moderation on this site, but he's a fucking cockstand.
5A binned? Arrse without 5A? Hang on, its April the first...
Who will rape newbies now?
I will miss him, he was a legend!
It went after this post:
Although one of my posts had already been deleted and I'd thrown it up again.
Someone needs to tell Forastero that this is just the internet, does anyone here know him in real life ?
Indeed he was.
I hereby volunteer my services as ARRSE's resident darkie.
He is 5'1" tall slightly balding with a stutter and a purple birth mark covering the right side of his face, so you can start to understand why he likes playing with his balls!!
Yeh! Lets start a revolution against the Mods, I mean, c mon, what have they ever done for us?
To be honest it's difficult to be fairer than that.
For all his sins, he was never boring!
Dusty in here... hope there's pies at the wake...
Hello friends - yes I am back to bid farewell to a true legend: 5A as some knew him. I am disappointed that the last thread got binned by a typically over-reaching Mod - mind you they usually have their tongues so far up the COs' bottoms I am amazed they can actually crane their necks enough to see the screen. '5A' was a total cock. Rude, vile, thoroughly anti-mod, anti-establishment and anti-everything. But he'd served and served long. I despair at what ARRSE has become. The binned eulogy thread was full of hopeless failures posting "I love dat guy lol" in the desperate hope that when he re-appears he'll remember their fine words and won't bully them, the big meanie. What a load of self-obsessed soppy cunts you all are - less for the Old Guard who are trying the keep the flame alive. I bet I could even post threads about Combat Stress, advice for joining SF and even make a few posts about the RBL of which I am Regional Coordinator and most/all of you wouldn't bat an eyelid. I hope you all die you festering sacks of excrement.
Most of them are very good but forastreo does seem a singularly humourless cunt.
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