Fittest Arrse Bird

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by jack-daniels, Nov 4, 2010.

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  1. Me you blind twat....i'm luvverly!!!
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  2. I misread that as fattest arrse bird.........
  3. Stan of course.
  4. Fattest arsed arrse bird?
  5. yeah...that's me too!! Double whammy!!
  6. That's defo me..........
  7. Does anyone actually know which ARRSE members are, in fact, "birds" and which are blokes? I wouldn't mind betting a few could fess up and surprise us all.
  8. There's more fat on a chickens lip.
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  9. I'd take a guess that you wouldn't know the difference with some of them. :)
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  11. seem more meat on a butchers pencil

  12. There is more fat on a sewing needle than you chunky( stop picking at the skab otherwise you might get gangrene)
  13. Sluggy, I've seen more meat on a good Friday!!!
  14. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Never mind fittest Arrse bird, jimflint is doing well with photos in signature block :)