FIT Stool Test

[Chef]

Funny somebody should bring this topic up just now.
I've radically changed my diet over the last couple of months eating less fatty red meat and more fresh fruit and veg and fish.
The change in my stools has been remarkable. Instead of a brown slush I now pass well formed normal stools.
I was so proud of one that I snapped it for my family album. The size looks impressive and scared me a little at first but they pass through the trap very easily considering the girth.

PS.

In case anyone's wondering about the loo, it's one of the old German models with a presentation tray.

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How did you manage to get that much between the rim and the seat?

 

[Grim_Squeaker85]

I have IBS, have done for years. I find that cutting out white bread, cutting down on fruit juices and keeping active has helped. Haven't had to make any major concessions beyond that.

 

[robroy]

Funny somebody should bring this topic up just now.
I've radically changed my diet over the last couple of months eating less fatty red meat and more fresh fruit and veg and fish.
The change in my stools has been remarkable. Instead of a brown slush I now pass well formed normal stools.
I was so proud of one that I snapped it for my family album. The size looks impressive and scared me a little at first but they pass through the trap very easily considering the girth.

PS.

In case anyone's wondering about the loo, it's one of the old German models with a presentation tray.

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Oh f**k, just when I thought I had seen everything on ARRSE, you minger.

 

[Cutaway]

Funny somebody should bring this topic up just now.
I've radically changed my diet over the last couple of months eating less fatty red meat and more fresh fruit and veg and fish.
The change in my stools has been remarkable. Instead of a brown slush I now pass well formed normal stools.
I was so proud of one that I snapped it for my family album. The size looks impressive and scared me a little at first but they pass through the trap very easily considering the girth.

PS.

In case anyone's wondering about the loo, it's one of the old German models with a presentation tray.

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Was it a seated or squat press?

Seated. I like to shit in comfort.

I think we have a budding John G amongst us.

 

[kelvin_273]

I think we have a budding John G amongst us.

 

[irlsgt]

Funny somebody should bring this topic up just now.
I've radically changed my diet over the last couple of months eating less fatty red meat and more fresh fruit and veg and fish.
The change in my stools has been remarkable. Instead of a brown slush I now pass well formed normal stools.
I was so proud of one that I snapped it for my family album. The size looks impressive and scared me a little at first but they pass through the trap very easily considering the girth.

PS.

In case anyone's wondering about the loo, it's one of the old German models with a presentation tray.

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physically unable to stop laughing

 

[964ST]

Funny somebody should bring this topic up just now.
I've radically changed my diet over the last couple of months eating less fatty red meat and more fresh fruit and veg and fish.
The change in my stools has been remarkable. Instead of a brown slush I now pass well formed normal stools.
I was so proud of one that I snapped it for my family album. The size looks impressive and scared me a little at first but they pass through the trap very easily considering the girth.

PS.

In case anyone's wondering about the loo, it's one of the old German models with a presentation tray.

View attachment 514345

You must be well up on Health and Safety, cause if that log was longer and not released from the bodily apertur, the implications would be unthinkable, but you were prepared for any eventuality You have a “Rettungs Ring“ on the floor just in case the log drags you over Niagara-Falls stylie.