Fit lorry driving army bird

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by thegimp, Jul 21, 2009.

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  1. Tootling down the A31 I spotted a fit a feck blondie in 95 rig learning to drive an HGV

    Only just regained control after almost putting my motor into the barrier.

    Can anyone who knows this vision of lovelyness try and point out early that she doesn't have to go down the route of lorry driving, lesbianism and pasties

    I will be more than happy to rub my little fella all over her
  2. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    There is no way something like that can be a truckie in the Anoraks of the Transport Regiments of the RLC. Aint possible...
  3. Unfortunately you wouldn't have seen the size of her ass!
  4. It wasn't an HGV, it was a land rover with her arrse in the back under the canvas.
  5. Contrary to public belief, some pretty totty does make it into the Army.

    I personally would have climbed over broken glass to sniff the gusset of at least four girls in my last Sqn. :twisted:

    One left to become a Air Stewardess and did a bit of modelling
  6. LWB?
  7. something like this?


    or this?
  8. Driving under the influence is an offence :banned:
  9. OK I'll admit it, it was me in my weekend 'Rocky Horror' outfit. Gimp, off you go to the opticians.