Fit female body builder with nice tatas

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  1. She is 40 and a body builder but nice to see a Lady BBer with a fine set of Chubbs. Well done on winning the British bodybuilding champion.

  2. Fake though they are.
  3. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I have two basic rules in life that seem to work well in most situations:

    1. Never eat anything blue.

    2. Never fcuk a woman who could beat me up.

    Unfortunately she breaks rule number 2.
  4. She's a bit rough.But don't tell her I said so.
  5. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Look at the arris on her! Could crack walnuts. And mynuts. It's almost as good as Dolly's!
  6. Lovely. I would easily. But I bet she would be the dominant one...
  7. Jeez, just goes to show what dessicated liver pills and raw eggs can do.!
  8. Aww thanks OFAH xx

    Actually to be fair when she isn't contorting herself to look mahoosive and when she isnt covered in gravy browning she would probably look ok.
  9. I felt a pair of 'enhanced' baps once (mate's wife had boob job and wanted to show the Mem Sahib and I). It was like feeling a pair of ice hockey pucks wrapped in a tea towel. False t1ts might look good but they feel bloody awful.
  10. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    My pleasure. xx

    And I suspect you are right. Have to say I've never fancied women who look more masculine than me.
  11. Is she a full on Body Builder though. She looks more like a "Figure" competitor to me.

  12. All the burds off Hollyoaks look more masculine than you :wink:
  13. Jesus when did everyone on here become picky

    I would roar that all over (assuming I could actually pin it down long enough )
  14. :lol:
  15. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I won't argue with that! Makes me popular with the young men here. :D