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Fit birds in uniform

Picky ******.

I'd finger her until my finger prints disappeared.
There are plenty more desperate than that and who don't suffer a Napoleonic Affliction. I'd go ginger first.
 

Karamoja

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I reckon she would be fit :-

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Nowt wrong with ail et escargots!
Especially when served as amuses-gueules in vols-au-vent - to people who have always said they ‘can’t stand the idea of that French muck, garlic & snails’ - then proclaim the vols to be delicious, ‘What’s in them?’ and their faces when you tell them!
I plead guilty to that with parents-in-law Mk1.
 
Especially when served as amuses-gueules in vols-au-vent - to people who have always said they ‘can’t stand the idea of that French muck, garlic & snails’ - then proclaim the vols to be delicious, ‘What’s in them?’ and their faces when you tell them!
I plead guilty to that with parents-in-law Mk1.
I would like to amuse that girl.
 
An ex Booty friend of mine, while running a pub, said something very similar to a female worker who was a bit down in the dumps.

Cost his company £2k in compo.
I’ve found to my cost (thankfully not directly financial or legal) that good ol’ squaddie humour does not always translate to civvy street.
 
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Apologies for the low definition, they are screen grabs from a video posted on the interweb. This little French filly looks very cute, even in her baggy combats:
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I got a written warning after a secretary complained when I responded to her humour with similar humour. She left after the other secretaries wouldn't speak to her.

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Result! (Her leaving due to the support you got from the others).
 

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