Fit birds in uniform

[woopert]

Picky ******.

I'd finger her until my finger prints disappeared.

There are plenty more desperate than that and who don't suffer a Napoleonic Affliction. I'd go ginger first.

 

[Karamoja]

I reckon she would be fit :-

 

[Trackpen]

Nowt wrong with ail et escargots!

Especially when served as amuses-gueules in vols-au-vent - to people who have always said they ‘can’t stand the idea of that French muck, garlic & snails’ - then proclaim the vols to be delicious, ‘What’s in them?’ and their faces when you tell them!
I plead guilty to that with parents-in-law Mk1.

 

[Albertous]

Especially when served as amuses-gueules in vols-au-vent - to people who have always said they ‘can’t stand the idea of that French muck, garlic & snails’ - then proclaim the vols to be delicious, ‘What’s in them?’ and their faces when you tell them!
I plead guilty to that with parents-in-law Mk1.

I would like to amuse that girl.

 

[Trackpen]

I would like to amuse that girl.

Take a sac plein d’Excellents.

 

[schweik]

I would like to amuse that girl.

Show her your cock. She’ll fucking die laughing.

 

[Cregg Bristle]

Show her your cock. She’ll ******* die laughing.

An ex Booty friend of mine, while running a pub, said something very similar to a female worker who was a bit down in the dumps.

Cost his company £2k in compo.

 

[Condottiere]

An ex Booty friend of mine, while running a pub, said something very similar to a female worker who was a bit down in the dumps.

Cost his company £2k in compo.

I’ve found to my cost (thankfully not directly financial or legal) that good ol’ squaddie humour does not always translate to civvy street.

 

[Cregg Bristle]

I’ve found to my cost (thankfully not financial or legal) that good ol’ squaddie humour does not always translate to civvy street.

What made it worse was she was a woman who frequently instigated such banter.

 

[Toastie]

I reckon she would be fit :-

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Or a warthog.

ah, my taxi’s here

 

[Itainthalfhotmum]

What made it worse was she was a woman who frequently instigated such banter.

Oh yes the reciprocated banter. That when acted upon by one party is rejected with extreme prejudice by the other party.

 

[Karamoja]

Or a warthog.

ah, my taxi’s here

Very droll.

 

[UORMan]

I reckon she would be fit :-

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She could "bust" my tank anytime she wants

 

[Condottiere]

Apologies for the low definition, they are screen grabs from a video posted on the interweb. This little French filly looks very cute, even in her baggy combats:

 

[JackSofty]

I’ve found to my cost (thankfully not directly financial or legal) that good ol’ squaddie humour does not always translate to civvy street.

Got me banned for a year from the neighbourhood "Nextdoor" forums. Twots.


Sent from my karzi while losing several pounds

 

[wilfred]

What made it worse was she was a woman who frequently instigated such banter.

I got a written warning after a secretary complained when I responded to her humour with similar humour. She left after the other secretaries wouldn't speak to her.

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[Condottiere]

I got a written warning after a secretary complained when I responded to her humour with similar humour. She left after the other secretaries wouldn't speak to her.

Sent from my Lenovo TB-X606F using Tapatalk

Result! (Her leaving due to the support you got from the others).

 

[schweik]

Amanda Holden, in uniform, what’s not to like?

 

[CrashTestDummy]

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Amanda Holden, in uniform, what’s not to like?

Is it a Thunderbirds remake?

 

[sidsnot]

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Amanda Holden, in uniform, what’s not to like?

She can have my air miles