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Fit birds in uniform

Bollocks.

She’s Ryanair.

1. It says so on her ID lanyard
2. MON crew uniform was more purple
3. The yellow strap by the door is a Boeing feature, MON were all Airbus
4. Ditto the grab handle by the door
5. Ditto no pressurisation light by door
6. Door bustle and manual girt bar, door handle and jump seat are all 737 spec
7. Her ID is non U.K. Persec precludes me saying why. All MON crew were U.K. based ergo would have U.K. IDs
8. She’s wearing knickers and is fit

Do I have to do all the in depth analysis of photos round here?

She’d still fucking get it though, eh Columbo?
Imagine her, down route, bikini on, by the pool.

Back in a jiffy...
 
She’d still ******* get it though, eh Columbo?
Imagine her, down route, bikini on, by the pool.

Back in a jiffy...
I don’t need to use my imagination :)
 

ancienturion

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I'm watching Ambulance on BBC1, there was a young lad with twisted knackers, extremely painful, the last ambulance person you'd want on scene to hold them and treat you is this! :D
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Bollocks.

She’s Ryanair.

1. It says so on her ID lanyard
2. MON crew uniform was more purple
3. The yellow strap by the door is a Boeing feature, MON were all Airbus
4. Ditto the grab handle by the door
5. Ditto no pressurisation light by door
6. Door bustle and manual girt bar, door handle and jump seat are all 737 spec
7. Her ID is non U.K. Persec precludes me saying why. All MON crew were U.K. based ergo would have U.K. IDs
8. She’s wearing knickers and is fit

Do I have to do all the in depth analysis of photos round here?

This is an Airbus door:

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There's a door in that photo???
 

ancienturion

LE
Book Reviewer
Middle Easterners don't take too kindly to ladies putting the boot in...

It could have been the fact that he was violently resisting arrest and found the German police were nothing like the social worker type police in UK.
 

ancienturion

LE
Book Reviewer
Anyway, back to these sort of people:

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ancienturion

LE
Book Reviewer
Dammit, she’s sitting in front of the grab handle that would have allowed us to identify the airline operating the plane. Have you got a better pic?

Grab handle?

Airline?

Plane?
 

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