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wotyer arskin ME for? Arsk 'ER
It was very much a retorical question, to the whole audience that is ARRSE.

Politely, is she intoxicated?!

Is her right foot about to trip-up her left foot?

Is her left arm a prosthetic?

Who's shirt has she borrowed?

Why do the contents of her brassiere, ALL seem to have transferred to the right side of her thorax?

Did she get home safely?
 
It was very much a retorical question, to the whole audience that is ARRSE.

Politely, is she intoxicated?!

Is her right foot about to trip-up her left foot?

Is her left arm a prosthetic?

Who's shirt has she borrowed?

Why do the contents of her brassiere, ALL seem to have transferred to the right side of her thorax?

Did she get home safely?
I think it's called dancing. I've heard it can be fun. Maybe you could try it, let us know how it goes
 
That's enough buggerin about.
'ere's 'er instagram - f*ckin go in there an arsk 'er.
blokes wiv 'eart condishuns - consider yourselves warned
@noa_cohen13
 
That's enough buggerin about.
'ere's 'er instagram - f*ckin go in there an arsk 'er.
blokes wiv 'eart condishuns - consider yourselves warned
@noa_cohen13
I've just spent 5 minutes on her Instagram page.

Has anyone got the number of a decent optician?
 
Since when did 16 year olds do national service in Israel?
Since about the same time 18 year olds started taking down their photo shoot pics from over 2 years ago.
 
I think that I've fallen in lust, again:

At this rate I'll need to double or even treble the dose of my blood pressure tablets.
boots need a bit of bulling though
 

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