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Fisting - its the new black.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Cutaway, Jan 23, 2009.

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  1. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    For years the subject of fisting has been kept out of the mainstream media by some ubiquitous puritanical editing policy, deliberately hiding these simple delights from the ordinary citizen. It's never been suggested that men and women the world might enjoy the humble act of greasing up a forearm and, as the parlance has it, 'slipping one's partner a length.'
    The press bear full responsibility for KY, vaseline and OMD90 having been relegated to other more mundane tasks, and that the lack of education has led to not a few more adventurous souls managing to wreck their... er... s'oles.

    But no more !
    Now the man in the street is being invited to 'get in the groove' or 'down and dirty' as the time for fisting has finally arrived !
    Everybody's doing it, there are articles in journals poles apart, from, Hustler and Wankers Weekly to those at the seedier end of the market such as Cosmopolitan, Women's Health and Good Flangekeeping.

    The very innovators of good taste, the US presidential couple, have given it the 'thumbs up' - indeed the whole 'hands up' - as it has become part of their routine.
    It's all here in First Family Fisting.

    From those ferreting about at the bottom of the rockpile to the policy makers of today, all are aware that this is Fisting Day !

    The membership of Arrse is populated by people who eschew the mundane, so please feel free to drop your tales here.
    Just open up and relax, let everybody in on it.
     
  2. After all that you deserve a big hand. :wink:
     
  3. Classic stuff Cutaway :)

    I think it's a trend with US Presidents of the Democratic persuasion, remember Bill's fun games with Cuban cigars?