Fishing Trip

The parish priest went on a fishing trip.
On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in.
The guide, holding a net, yelled, 'Look at the size of that Cunt!'
'Son, I' m a priest. Your language is uncalled for!'
'No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is – A Cunt fish!'
'Really? Well then, help me land this Cunt!'
Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster.
'Father, that's the biggest Cunt I've ever seen'
'Yes, it is a big Cunt. What should I do with it?'
'Why, eat it! Of course You've never tasted anything as good as Cunt!'
Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory.
While unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip.
'Take a look at this big Cunt I caught!'
Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, 'Father!'
'It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is, Cunt fish!'
'Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Cunt?'
Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to visit in a few days and that they should fix the Cunt fish for his dinner.
'I'll even clean the Cunt, she said.
As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in.
'What are you doing Sister?'
'Father wants me to clean this big Cunt for the new Bishop's Dinner'
'Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your language!'
'No, no, no, it's called a Cunt Fish.'
'Really? Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go with it, and that Cunt can be the main course!
Let me know when you've finished cleaning the Cunt.'
On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was perfect. The Friar had prepared an excellent meal.
The wine was fine, and the fish was excellent.
The new Bishop said, 'This is great fish, where did you get it?'
'I caught that Cunt myself!' proclaimed the proud priest.
And I cleaned the Cunt!' exclaimed the Sister.
The Friar added, 'And I prepared the Cunt, using a special recipe!
The new Bishop looked around at each of them.
A big smile crept across his face as he said,
'You Fuckers are my kind of people!'
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