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Fishing Trip

Bloke says to his missus, "me, you and the dog are going fishing in the morning". Missus says "I don't want to go fishing" so the bloke says "You either come fishing, give me a BJ or take it up the Jacksie". Missus settles for giving him a BJ just to get out of not going.

"Hang on a minute" says his missus "this tastes of sh1t"!!!
"I know" said her hubby..........."the dog didn't want to go fishing either"

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